POLANSKI

After two months in a Swiss jail, Roman Polanski prepared Thursday for the splendid captivity of his $1.6 million chalet in one of world's most luxurious winter resorts.

Polanski will have views of snowcapped Alpine peaks, spacious rooms and the all the amenities of a town with a reputation for catering to the wishes of the rich and famous.

But he won't be able to go out the front door.

WHAT THE FUCK! MONEY TALKS! IF I FUCKED A UNDER AGED PERSON (girl for me) I WOULD BE SENT UP THE FUCKING RIVER WITHOUT A PADDLE...BUT ROMAN FUCKFACE GETSS HOUSE ARESST!